Season 7, Episode 3: "The Maestro"

Literally nothing. I sat in a chair and I stared.

-Wow, that really is nothing. -I told you.

What are you dressed up for?

I just came from a meeting with my lawyer.

-How's that looking? -I'll tell you how it's looking.

My lawyer says if there's one coffee-drinker on that jury...

...I'm gonna be a rich man.

Oh, that's despicable.

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