Season 7, Episode 3: "The Maestro"

-So I spoke to the security guard. -Yeah? And?

It was tough to get a good read...

...but I think if I brought him a chair, he'd sit.

-So you're gonna get him a chair? -Yeah. It's a question of what kind.

-Thinking about a barstool. -That'd give him some height.

Be able to check things out. With a back or without?

I think I'd go for the back.

-Swivel? -I suppose he could swivel.

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