Season 7, Episode 3: "The Maestro"

Then I hear this rabbi on television. I mean, imagine.

I'm really sorry, George.

I wasn't jealous of you. It was just the whole marriage thing.

You know, I was just a little surprised.

Why would anyone eat canned fruit?

I mean, can anybody answer that?

-What about all the "loser" stuff? -I don't know where the rabbi got that.

You know, I never said that. I said, "I've never seen you looser."

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