Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →So a maestro tells you to put a balm on, and you do it?
Well, my stomach was burning.
I'll tell you what this is. It's a public humiliation.
-I didn't know the balm would work. -Do you know what a balm is?
You ever seen a balm? Didn't you read the instructions?
No one can tell what a balm's gonna do. They're unpredictable.
All right, I'm sorry, Jackie.
-Pull over here, driver. This is it. -Yeah, get over.