Season 7, Episode 3: "The Maestro"

How come no chair?

I couldn't help but notice that you don't have a chair.

-I don't need a chair. -I didn't mean to imply you did.

You're obviously a very well-proportioned individual.

What I was just wondering is...

...have they ever offered you a chair?

-No. -Would you like a chair?

I suppose if they gave me one I'd sit down.

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