Season 7, Episode 3: "The Maestro"

You would, wouldn't you?

Obviously I'd rather sit, if that's what you're asking.

-That's exactly my point. -Who wouldn't?

Because, I tell you, frankly...

...I'd like to walk in here one day and find you sitting down.

That would give me a lot of pleasure.

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