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It's inhumane to make a man stand on his feet...
...in one spot for eight hours a day.
Why shouldn't he have a chair?
What about criminal activity? He's gotta be alert.
He can't jump out of the chair? How long does that take?
Look at this. Here, watch. Criminals. Boom, I'm up.
Stop it, stop it, stop it.