The Wait Out

Season 7, Episode 23 — 67 scenes

• "We think actually some sort of giant rubber band might be the solution.""
• "...thinks it's because they got caught fooling around, which is probably true."
• "I have to admit I've always thought David was kind of sponge-worthy."
• "Me too. Well, I've been waiting out two or three marriages..."
• "Well, I sell insurance, but Beth used to be Don Mattingly's doctor."
• "I'm nervous. I'm auditioning to be in the Actors Studio tonight."
• "When I met you, you used to wear jeans all the time."
• "What are you thinking? You think that I'm not able to wear jeans anymore?"
• "You know what, on my first road test, I hit a dog."
• "David and Beth got separated last night."
• "I'm calling Beth tonight, and if you want a shot at David..."
• "-Calling, calling, calling. -Why are we calling? Why do we call?"
• "Well, you don't think it had anything to do with what I said, do you?"
• "I mean, I was just being folksy. They could tell I was being folksy?"
• "They just gotta be worked in a little bit, that's all."
• "Anyway, I just called to tell you that..."
• "-I already did, and it won't come off. -You just gotta wiggle your hips."
• "-Squinch your hips in. -I am squinching my hips."
• "All right, that's not gonna work. That's not gonna work."
• "Look, you're gonna need the Jaws of Life to get out of those things."
• "Well, actually, it had a lot to do with George's comment."
• "...that David's little quirks were getting on my nerves."
• "In the middle of our fight last night, he did this thing that he always does..."
• "You know, as far as I'm concerned, this whole thing is George's fault."
• "-You're a businessman. -Long story."
• "...I guess this is the last place you expected to find yourself."
• "If it hadn't been for that secretary of yours...."
• "Did I have a great time with David Lukner last night?"
• "I'll tell you, that "there for you" crap was a stroke of genius."
• "-Georgie! -Hey, there he is!"
• "Well, thanks to you and your little comment there to David and Beth..."
• "I can't be responsible for breaking up a marriage."
• "All right, don't make me get physical here!"
• "-George. -Hi, Beth."
• "...until a person like you comes along and articulates it so perfectly."
• "Me? I've never articulated anything. I'm completely incoherent."
• "-He says he wants to say hello. -Sweet guy."
• "-If you screw this up for me, I swear-- -Chocolate chip mint?"
• "-What are you talking about? -Oh, of course you can use it. Sure."
• "My babysitter hasn't shown up. Could you watch Joey for an hour?"
• "...and I don't know, maybe I made a huge mistake."
• "I got the loser in this relationship. I'm breathing new life into him."
• "-I'll take the subway. -It doesn't matter. I'll take you."
• "Well, you know, if you need some more..."
• "That was close."
• "...how when I was 9, I wanted these handball sneakers."
• "So, you know, I never got the sneakers."
• "...so I guess that's why I have such a fear of abandonment."
• "Oh, fiancée? Boy, you could've done a lot better than him."
• "It's Frankenstein! It's Frankenstein!"
• "Mickey, you were so incredible in that scene yesterday."
• "-What do you want? I'm busy. -You gotta do me a favor."
• "You want a little time to think? Think. Ponder things."
• "Just keep the lights out and your eyes closed. I'll be back."
• "So in walks David, right? He walks right up to the table, right?"
• "And then she says she wants to be alone for a while. Alone, Jerry."
• "It's a good story, don't you think?"
• "Joey, there you are. Hey, Joey!"
• "Good night, honey."
• "It's gotta have something to do with Kramer."
• "...here's to you being there."
• "I'll tell you, it's not bad."
• "I've been doing a lot of thinking about the wedding and all..."
• "...and I've decided to go with the chicken."
• "So chasing little kids, huh? You're in a lot of trouble, mister."
• "What are you, deaf? I said, sit down."
• "-Hey, for the last time, sit down. -Oh, yeah."