The Shower Head

Season 7, Episode 16 — 58 scenes

• "...but you wanna at least try and keep your mouths moving."
• ""Can I have a piece of pumpkin pie?" "You don't like pumpkin pie.""
• "Mr. Peterman sent me over here for a physical..."
• "The Masai Bushmen wear these great sandals..."
• "Hey, the super's in my bathroom changing my showerhead."
• "They're moving into this new development. Here's the pamphlet."
• "-In fact, he moved in with her. -Uncle Leo's having regular sex?"
• "Yeah, well, they tape it in the afternoon and then they air it at 11:30."
• "-You're all grown-up. -Yeah, they're through ruining my life."
• "I'll get back to you."
• "-I can do that. -You know, Dad just called me."
• "...and moves back in. Then they would have to go back to Florida."
• "It's about time you called your uncle. We gotta do this once a week."
• "...limiting yourself to one woman. I don't know. It's none of my business."
• "When's the last time you looked in the mirror? You're an Adonis."
• "You're in the prime of your life here. You should be swinging."
• "It appears you will not be accompanying me to Africa."
• "I'm afraid I'll just have to find someone else to accompany me on my journey."
• "Let me take another one, please? I'll call the doctor right now."
• "I was out for five minutes before. I couldn't feel my extremities."
• "That's where the Seinfelds are moving. They got a great deal."
• ""Rid"? Ma, come on. The word is "care." "Care.""
• "If I don't have a good shower, I am not myself. I feel weak and ineffectual."
• "-They got you too? -This is awful."
• "And I need it bad, baby, because I feel like I got bugs crawling up my skin."
• "-What's wrong with you? -Get your fix somewhere else!"
• "I had got to the market after sundown. All of the clothing traders had gone."
• "Oh, and by the way, you have till 5:00 to clear out your desk."
• "-All they serve is chicken? -There's more food down the hall."
• "Are you telling me there's not one condo available in Del Boca Vista?"
• "...but if you'd conduct the psychopath convention down the hall..."
• "I notice you're eating a poppy seed muffin there."
• "-...they look like family. Is that family? -I got some family backstage."
• "-Secretariat, anti-Semitic. -Even the horse-- Even the animal."
• "Listen to this. My Uncle Leo broke up with his girlfriend because of my bit."
• "Jerry, that was super-heated water. Nothing could live in that."
• "Hopefully I'll get my job back, and I will be on my way to Africa."
• "All right. Now, here's the lowdown. Through a certain connection..."
• "And from what I hear, the Serbs are fanatic about their showers."
• "...behind the market diner, an unmarked van will be waiting."
• "-It's because of the Seinfelds. -What do you mean?"
• "That's right! Who the hell are they? How dare they?"
• "-Well, what's going on? -My parents are moving to Florida!"
• "I'm sorry Leo's moving back here. I'm not ready to go back to Florida."
• "We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court..."
• "You have no idea how your life is gonna improve as a result of this."
• "Because the Costanzas are moving in to Del Boca Vista."
• "My buffer zone just went from 1200 miles down to two feet."
• "Last week you told me I was in my prime. I should be swinging."
• "If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than 10 seconds..."
• "I'm going to the doctor's in a half an hour."
• "-Elaine, I really have-- -Hold on a second, Mrs. Seinfeld."
• "-Yeah, coffee cup's fine. -Or maybe I could use a juice glass."
• "-...wash these very well. -Mrs. Seinfeld, choose a glass."
• "No, believe me. That's only used in the circus for elephants."
• "We're installing new low-flow showerheads in all the bathrooms."
• "Elaine, according to your urine analysis, you're menopausal."
• "First thing I'm gonna do when I get back to Florida is take a shower."