Season 7, Episode 16: "The Shower Head"

Look at you. You're disgusting.

You're bald. You're paunchy.

All kinds of sounds are emanating from your body 24 hours a day.

If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than 10 seconds...

...you should hang on to her like grim death.

Which is not far off, by the way.

-But she's an anti-Semite. -Can you blame her?

You don't think he minds us staying here, do you?

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