""Can I have a piece of pumpkin pie?" "You don't like pumpkin pie."" — Seinfeld S07E16

Season 7, Episode 16: "The Shower Head"

"Can I have a piece of pumpkin pie?" "You don't like pumpkin pie."
"Yes, I do." "Since when?"
"What's the difference? Can I have it?"
"No. I have never seen you eat a piece of pumpkin pie."

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