Season 7, Episode 16: "The Shower Head"

You get to a point with your parents...

...where all you can do with them is eat.

You can't talk anymore...

...but you wanna at least try and keep your mouths moving.

And they're so anxious for it, you know. You come in:

"How was the plane? You must be hungry.

How did you sleep? Ready for breakfast?"

My mother will argue with me about what I like.

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