Season 7, Episode 16: "The Shower Head"

You've got beautiful features, lovely skin.

You're in the prime of your life here. You should be swinging.

If I were you, I'd tell this Lydia character:

"It's been real."

Move back into that bachelor pad and put out a sign:

"Open for business."

Believe me, I thought about it...

...but she is so perfect in every way, I can't see a flaw.