The Hot Tub

Season 7, Episode 5 — 66 scenes

• "I mean, how do you live with that? with the rest of your life."
• "I never did anything but exercise for 20 years."
• ""If I had a pimple, I would have won.""
• "Thank God she spotted the epaulets on my Norwegian ice-fishing vest.""
• "When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy."
• "In fact, Mr. Wilhelm gave me one of those little stress dolls."
• "I can't. I got that marathon runner coming in tonight."
• "He overslept at the Olympics four years ago..."
• "...paying off little kids to come banging on your door."
• "Well, you gotta wake him up."
• "I know, it's just something you have to say."
• "...but I don't think there's gonna be a problem."
• "I bet he hit the snooze for an extra five, and it never came back on."
• "Your body has an internal mechanism. It knows what time it is."
• "...oscillating and pulsating, soothing your every aching muscle."
• "Listen, I'm gonna go call work, see if I can get my deadline extended."
• "Most people think it was the snooze, but no, no snooze."
• "It's not gonna happen again. Not if I have anything to say about it."
• "That old one? Didn't I miss a flight to Cleveland because of that clock?"
• ""Singing duo, Captain and...."?"
• "I'd like you to drop everything. I have this fun little assignment."
• "You said you were gonna be here a certain time..."
• "I've got enough to think about trying to come up with..."
• "I'm not talking about upside down, I'm talking about waking him up."
• "All right, listen, let's just go. Come on, Jean-Paul."
• "Kramer, I'm telling you, Elaine doesn't know what she's doing."
• "I'm telling you, it's great. I opened up all the windows."
• "We said, "That son of a bitch doesn't know what he's got in store for him.""
• "Let's get that bastard to bring us another round, huh?"
• "Concerned that tomorrow is perhaps the biggest race of your entire career..."
• "They sit in a room with a big clock all night long..."
• "Yeah, it's like, "Boy, that son of a bitch Boggs can really hit.""
• "I fell asleep in the hot tub, and the heat pump broke."
• "Well, listen, you son of a bitch, you know where we are?"
• "Hey, you tell that son of a bitch no Yankee is ever coming to Houston."
• "Not as long as you bastards are running things."
• "It was a cold winter's night in Timbuktu."
• "Come on. Come on."
• "Oh, come on, you son of a bitch, I'm just trying to be friendly."
• "Yeah, I got the biggest one they had. Yeah, it's industrial strength."
• "Sixteen thousand Btu's."
• "Yeah, I can be there in 10 minutes."
• "Very lucky to find this hotel, Jean-Paul."
• "-How about adult contemporary? -Fine, adult contemporary."
• "But it's a very important wake-up call, and I don't wanna take any chances."
• "Well, I don't want to get into a thing with you here, but--"
• "-I think he's got it in for me. -He doesn't have it in for you."
• "I'm not comfortable."
• "Hey, Jean-Paul?"
• "Jerry, Jerry, Jean-Paul is missing. He's alone in the city. Call me back."
• "Well, your friend certainly seemed to know all about it."
• "Hey, believe me, if I had been with you there in Barcelona..."
• "All right, I'll be right back."
• "Listen, do me a favor, set your mental alarm for 6:30 and give me a call."
• "He's put his faith in you. He's put his faith in you."
• "Thank God I took off my heels and put on my..."
• "...Himalayan walking shoes!"
• "Jean-Paul, the electricity went out! Wake up, wake up, we've gotta go!"
• "Well, I guess I hit the snooze."
• "-You wanted to see me? -Yes, George, come in, come in."
• "Berating personnel, calling managers on the field during a game."
• "-Then how did she find out, Jerry? -You should check with the rabbi."
• "-He's leading! Go, Jean-Paul! -Yeah!"
• "-One mile to go, Jean-Paul. -Go, Jean-Paul!"
• "How are you enjoying it, George? Melts that tension away, doesn't it?"
• "You got it in, but it slips out. Put it in again, it slips out again."