Season 7, Episode 5: "The Hot Tub"

I know. I know.

It's like the biggest event of your life.

You'd think you'd have six alarm clocks...

...paying off little kids to come banging on your door.

Well, he was pretty devastated.

This is his first race in three years.

That's a big responsibility on your hands.

What responsibility? I don't have any responsibility.

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