Season 7, Episode 5: "The Hot Tub"

-Oh, separate knob. -Yeah, separate knob.

Why separate knob! Why separate knob!

Some people like to have the alarm a little louder than the radio.

Oh, please, man, please!

It's not gonna happen again. Not if I have anything to say about it.

Elaine, what's the alarm clock situation at your house?

-Jerry.... -It's a simple question.

I've got an alarm, okay?

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