Season 7, Episode 5: "The Hot Tub"

He overslept and missed the whole race.

-Isn't that amazing? -I'll tell you what happened.

I bet he got the a.m.-p.m. mixed up.

My money's on the snooze.

I bet he hit the snooze for an extra five, and it never came back on.

Imagine, your whole life riding on an alarm clock.

Alarm clocks? No, I never use them. Don't trust them.

-What do you do? -I have a mental alarm.

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