The Secret Code
Season 7, Episode 7 — 71 scenes
- "You see people at the cash machine. They're just there."
- "You're waiting for the sound. That's what we're trained to hear."
- "It's exciting. Don't you get excited?"
- "Hey, I gotta get some cash. I'm gonna run down to the ATM."
- "Why can't there be some things just for me? Is that so selfish?"
- "No. No, I am not giving my code to anyone for any reason."
- "If you're in some situation where fast cash will save your life..."
- "Nice to meet you. Well, I'm out of here. See you, guys."
- "You just said, "Nice to meet you," but actually we've met before."
- "I remember someone had played tic-tac-toe on it and the X's won."
- "That was Leapin' Larry himself. I'm gonna meet him tomorrow."
- "I tell you, if I could do it over again, I'd give it all up to be a fireman."
- "No, no, no. They're taking the West Side Highway."
- "...remembers every little thing about that night except me."
- "...now he wants to take me out to dinner tomorrow."
- "We're not supposed to keep secrets from one another."
- "Well, from now on, I'll keep you apprised of my cycles."
- "When I lost my leg in the boating accident last year..."
- "You know what, I'll be with you in a minute."
- "That is a great impression."
- "You know, the guy has one leg and he still calls himself Leapin' Larry."
- "You just joked yourself out of that commercial, didn't you, munjamba?"
- "Remember I got us to Yankee Stadium in rush hour in 15 minutes?"
- "Now how am I gonna relax? I'm gonna have to be on all night."
- "Trust me, you're off."
- "Once the button falls off, that's it. I'll never fix it."
- "-Tonight? -What, you have other plans?"
- "The only way I can bribe the guards to get you out..."
- "You must be Jerry Seinfeld."
- "But not to worry. I'll tell the maître d' it'll just be the three bulls."
- "-Without Elaine? What for? -What is he, crazy?"
- "...I promised this comedy club that I'd do a set tonight."
- "I can't believe this. This guy's standing me up?"
- "And there, tucked into the river's bend, was the object of my search..."
- "You know, this is very nice, but I really could take a cab, really--"
- "I can't believe you blew us off. We did you a favor."
- "You're attracted to him because he can't remember you."
- "She's too weak to talk. She'll be happy to hear you."
- "I was having dinner with your son."
- "Thanks for seeing me through the night."
- "The funny thing is, you know, I would really love to tell someone..."
- "You wanna know what it is?"
- "I love that stuff. I pour it in milk. It's my favorite drink."
- "-Bosco! Bosco! -Shut up. It's a secret."
- "Why couldn't you include me in your excuse?"
- "Well, we can throw out birthdays immediately. That's too obvious."
- "...a little long in the waistband."
- "-Ovaltine, Hershey's, Nestlé's Quik. -Shut up! Shut up!"
- "...she must have been communicating something."
- "My mother goes babbling on and on like a crazy person."
- "You know, George, growing up as a boy in Costa Rica..."
- "...the important thing is that you learned something."
- "Well, Mr. Kramer, your list of shortcuts is most impressive."
- "Thanks for having me back and sorry about the misunderstanding."
- "I'll be right there."
- "Leapin' Larry's? Hey, that's uptown. You gotta take Amsterdam."
- "Pull those doors."
- "I drive the back of the truck."
- "All right, 48, let's go. Let's go!"
- "The worst part is getting from the subway station to the house."
- "I could take a cab, but if my mother saw me in a cab, she would yell at me:"
- "There's a big fire down the street. The whole block is going up in flames."
- "We're gonna make a left onto Broadway."
- "Desota's down, but Cosmo's got the caboose."
- "Hey, try the scanner. See if you can pick up anything."
- "What are you doing, Kramer? You're all over the road."
- "We're never gonna to make it!"
- "My sleeve, it's stuck in the machine. It ate my card."
- "George, there's no time. Tell him your code."
- "-Here's your cash, George. -Thanks."
- "It's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret."
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