Season 7, Episode 7: "The Secret Code"

My mother goes babbling on and on like a crazy person.

Mr. Peterman...

...you have my deepest sympathies.

Unfortunately, I've gotta get going.

-You do? -Yes, actually we both do.

I have a personal commitment.

-Well, personal-- I mean, we both.... -What is it?

I'm speaking at a woman's rights conference.

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