Season 7, Episode 7: "The Secret Code"

All right. You're locked up in a prison in Turkey.

I have your wallet.

The only way I can bribe the guards to get you out...

...is for you to give me your ATM code.

-Call the embassy. -They're closed.

-Why? -Bomb threat.

-We're in Turkey? -Midnight Express, my friend.

My card won't work. They're not on the PLUS system.

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