The Pool Guy

Season 7, Episode 8 — 71 scenes

• "You'll either get the person, the machine or they have call waiting."
• "You can't do that to me."
• "If you and I ever got into a really serious fight, you know..."
• "Who do you think would win a fight between me..."
• "Because I have an extra ticket to the historical clothing exhibit at the Met."
• "Would I want to see what Mary Todd wore to Lincoln's funeral?"
• "There's nothing more pathetic than a grown man who's afraid of a woman."
• "If Susan comes into contact with this world, his worlds collide."
• "Kramer, this is Ramon from the new health club I joined."
• "-Hey, well, stay out of the deep end. -Okay. See you later."
• "Because I wanna ask her to lunch and to the Met tomorrow."
• "Oh, that sounds great. Oh, I love that sort of stuff."
• "If we were at my place on the couch, would we sit right next to each other?"
• "-What are you doing? -Well, these seats have no lumbar."
• "So, well, then I had to kill him and the police are still looking for me."
• "And the worse part is, after the movie he leeched onto us..."
• "She was looking for someone to go to the show with."
• "-...and if it comes in contact with this-- -Yes, it blows up."
• "He knows the worlds theory."
• "This new telephone number is driving me crazy."
• "Yeah, so people are just dialing it by mistake and getting you."
• "Well, it must have been one hell of a party."
• "What? You can tell me. I'll put it in the vault."
• "Mr. Seinfeld, we heard you went to the movies with Ramon."
• "And then back to her place, strip down to bra and panties for a tickle fight?"
• "That's what you think girls do, isn't it?"
• "Hey, you know, George isn't too happy about your new friendship."
• "Yeah, no, no, no. Hold on."
• "Yeah, Cupid's Rifle. Eight-thirty, Sony Lincoln Square."
• "Just tell him about the picture. What's the matter with you? Stop it."
• "-Stick around while he's here. -Yeah, no problem."
• "-So, Ramon, this is my friend Elaine. -Yeah, and I was just leaving."
• "-I figured I'd check you out. -I kind of had some things to do."
• "-It's obvious. Can you believe that? -All right, Ramon. I'm gonna get going."
• "Something strange about a woman whose friends are all men."
• "Are you gonna start to talk like Elaine from now on?"
• "George is getting upset!"
• "Movie George, coffee-shop George, liar George, bawdy George."
• "If relationship George walks through this door..."
• "Is she the only girl in the whole world? Can't you find your own?"
• "-So you wanna catch a movie later? -Yeah, sure."
• "Brought to you by The New York Times and Hot 97."
• "If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press one."
• "What time does Chow Fun start?"
• "Look, Ramon, about the other day, I'm sorry if I offended you."
• "Hey, Jerry, look at all the towels they gave me. I really hit the jackpot."
• "It's been a terrible situation down there the past couple of days."
• "Well, this should be very interesting."
• "-Hey, Elaine, Jerry. Over here. -Oh, there they are."
• "-I'll wait for him outside. -Wait here. Come on, sit down."
• "-Hey, George! -No, we'll pull up another chair."
• "Because I'm a member here, this is my place to swim."
• "Ollie, ollie, oxen free!"
• "I think he's gonna need mouth-to-mouth resuscitation."
• "Yeah, but you pulled him in."
• "Where could he be? It's not like George to just disappear."
• "...and somebody gave him mouth-to-mouth."
• "Probably went to the 84th Street. That's where I always go with Jerry."
• "If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press one."
• "You've selected Brown-Eyed Girl."
• "Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you selected."
• "...please enter your five-digit ZIP code now."
• "Why don't you just tell me where you wanna see the movie."
• "Chunnel is playing at the Paragon 84th Street cinema..."
• "-One here. And another here. -I know you like to sit back here."
• "Everybody out of the Chunnel! Everybody out of the Chunnel!"
• "-We're trying to watch a movie here. -Drink your soda."
• "-Yeah, yeah, yeah, Chunnel. Susan! -It's playing in two theaters."
• "...all you guys ever do is sit around the coffee shop talking..."
• "They're killing independent George! They're all in on it!"
• "Or please select the number of seconds you'd like to wait..."