The Caddy

Season 7, Episode 12 — 62 scenes

• "You know, you throw a rock into a crowd, that's considered terrorism."
• "It's a little white ball doing 100 miles an hour on a white background."
• "Then I found out the Auto Club has free locksmith service, so I signed up."
• "He thinks eventually I'll have a shot at making it big on the Senior Tour."
• "-Really, you're getting that good? -Oh, I'm the real deal."
• "That way, the sun comes out, you play the jacket off the sweater."
• "I was thinking, "That woman looks like Elaine Benes.""
• "-No, I'm just really, really busy. -Oh, that's too bad."
• "...Sozonkel, assistant to the general manager, hasn't been working out..."
• "See, Steinbrenner is, like, the first guy in at the crack of dawn."
• "Locking your keys in your car is the best career move you ever made."
• "This woman has never, not once ever, as long as I have known her..."
• "Her birthday's coming up, see? So I decided to get her a little present."
• "-There's nothing subtle about that. -No, no, she might just think it's a gift."
• "Is this a good idea, with you being on the verge of this big promotion?"
• "All right. Send her in."
• "...so I thought I'd stop in and thank you for your lovely gift."
• "-Where'd you get that? -It was on the windshield..."
• "This is what you gotta do. Go to the parking lot, take the fliers off my car."
• "All right, fine. I'll drive the three hours each way and take them off myself."
• "-I don't know. -Well, we gotta get it washed."
• "-What are you gonna do? -I'll just snag the lock with this."
• "This is quite a life I lead here."
• "Oh, my God, Kramer, is that woman just wearing a bra?"
• "I guess I have to bring his car back up to the stadium. If it can make it."
• "A woman is walking around in broad daylight with nothing but a bra on."
• "-It's my left arm. I can't swing it. -Oh, no, not the left arm!"
• "I can't. I learned my lesson from that coffee company."
• "You're with your friend, minding your own business."
• "...wearing a bra, no top, walking around in broad daylight."
• "I said, she's the heir to the Oh Henry! candy-bar fortune."
• "Suzy, call Dr. Bison. Set up an appointment for Mr. Kramer."
• "Jerry took the fliers off the car. I got the whole thing covered."
• "Anyway, his car is in the parking lot, the front end is bashed in..."
• "Everyone on alert. Check hospitals, clinics, shelters."
• "Excuse me. Do you know the gentleman across the hall?"
• "What is with these people? All day long. Come in. Come in."
• "-No, no, sir. You see-- -As quickly as he came, he's gone."
• "Find out where his parents live. I'm gonna personally notify them."
• "I don't know. So the woman was walking around in a bra."
• "This is a million dollars we're talking about, Jerry. This is the big league."
• "-Kramer, it is not what you think. -I know what I think."
• "...built on sweat and toil manufacturing quality Oh Henry! candy bars..."
• "I can't believe it. He was so young. How could this have happened?"
• "Buhner was a good prospect. No question about it."
• "Mr. Steinbrenner's here. George is dead. Call me back."
• "I didn't know what to do, so I put it back at the stadium."
• "They saw the car and the blood, that's why Steinbrenner thinks you're dead."
• "I saw a woman in our hallway wearing one of these as a top."
• "I want to market this item as a new direction in women's fashion."
• "Come in. Come in."
• "...on grubs and puddle water until a kindly old gentleman picked me up."
• "If I give special treatment to you, everyone will want it. Next, it's chaos."
• "And I can tell you this: Chaos does not work for the New York Yankees."
• "...exactly like the one that she so flagrantly exhibited herself in?"
• "...exactly what you saw at the corner of 83rd Street and Columbus?"
• "Did you or did you not see the defendant wearing the bra?"
• "And she was beautiful in that bra. I'm crazy about her."
• "-What do you mean? -Have her try on the bra."
• "...we request at this time that Miss Mischke try on the bra."
• "Plus, she's trying it on over a leotard. Of course it won't fit over a leotard."
• "Oh, I don't think you'll have any trouble getting a table."