Season 7, Episode 12: "The Caddy"

-You're not playing golf? -Yes, indeed.

Calendar says winter, but the gods of spring are out.

-And the course is open? -No, no.

I sneak in with Stan the Caddy. We go through the caddies' entrance.

-No kidding. -I'll tell you something else.

Stan's advice has transformed my game. He's never wrong.

He thinks eventually I'll have a shot at making it big on the Senior Tour.

Oh, that's my dream, Jerry.

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