Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →How did you lock your keys in your car?
How? Because I'm an idiot.
-Why didn't you get a locksmith? -I was going to.
Then I found out the Auto Club has free locksmith service, so I signed up.
Just waiting for the membership to kick in.
How long has your car been sitting in the Yankee parking lot?
I don't know. About three days.