Season 7, Episode 12: "The Caddy"

It doesn't fit. I can't put it on.

You damn fools! Look at that. We got nothing now. Nothing.

I've been practicing law for 25 years, you're listening to a caddy.

This is a public humiliation.

You can't let the defendant control the key piece of evidence.

Plus, she's trying it on over a leotard. Of course it won't fit over a leotard.

A bra's gotta fit right up against a person's skin. Like a glove!

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