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It's been a harrowing few days.
After the car accident, I crawled into a ditch.
I managed to survive...
...on grubs and puddle water until a kindly old gentleman picked me up.
Grubs, huh? Gotta admit, I never tasted one of those.
Anyway, as I was lying in the puddle...
...I think I may have found a way for us to get Bonds and Griffey...