Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →You don't understand. See, she hasn't changed at all.
She stole my boyfriend when I was in high school.
I was at this party, and I was dating this really cute guy.
His name was Tom Cosley, by the way.
And she goes walking by in this little floozy outfit...
...and he follows her right out the door.
She's your Lex Luthor.
Her birthday's coming up, see? So I decided to get her a little present.