Season 7, Episode 12: "The Caddy"

Then the last person to leave is Wilhelm.

He sees my car. He figures I'm burning the midnight oil.

Between the two of them, they think I'm working an 18-hour day.

Locking your keys in your car is the best career move you ever made.

-Hey. -Hey. How you doing?

-Better now. -Yeah? What happened?

-You know Sue Ellen Mischke? -Sue Ellen Mischke?

Yeah, the woman I grew up with in Maryland.

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