Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Then the last person to leave is Wilhelm.
He sees my car. He figures I'm burning the midnight oil.
Between the two of them, they think I'm working an 18-hour day.
Locking your keys in your car is the best career move you ever made.
-Hey. -Hey. How you doing?
-Better now. -Yeah? What happened?
-You know Sue Ellen Mischke? -Sue Ellen Mischke?
Yeah, the woman I grew up with in Maryland.