The Gum

Season 7, Episode 10 — 62 scenes

• "Remember when you were in school and teachers would get riled up..."
• "...because when you're chewing gum, you don't look thrilled with anything."
• "They landed a man on the moon in 1969?"
• "Yeah, I buy that, teach."
• "-I don't think I've ever spoken to her. -Maybe that's why she's happy."
• "And if you come to the 1:00 show, you can hear Jeffrey Haarwood."
• "You guys haven't seen Lloyd Braun, have you? I'm supposed to meet him."
• "-I've taken him under my wing. -Oh, then I'm not worried."
• "Yes, yes, we shall all try a piece and tell you how delicious it is."
• "-I can ask him where he got it. -No, don't bother."
• "After Dinkins lost the election, he had a complete nervous breakdown."
• "I remember, when we parted company, I was babbling incoherently for months."
• "-I thought they were out of town. -Why do you think I'm going now?"
• "Yeah, yeah, just delivering some presents to my folks."
• "-George Costanza, is that you? -Hey, Deena. Come on, give us a hug."
• "The icing on the cake would be that landmark status from the city."
• "Oh, well, actually, Lloyd, Jerry and I have to sit in the front row..."
• "Am I crazy or does Jerry not wear glasses?"
• "We're all the way in the front row? Couldn't we sit in the special seats?"
• "I'm sorry I can't be so flip about this kind of thing."
• "I tell you, they don't build them like this anymore."
• "-Sorry you forgot those glasses. -I don't know what I was thinking."
• "Officer. Officer, is there some reason this man has too be using a hose."
• "So he'll just think that the two of you didn't sit with him on purpose."
• "...and so if you have a 20 in there with big lips on it..."
• "-Thought you didn't chew gum. -I don't."
• "Think I'm gonna forget about this? I haven't forgotten. I don't forget easily."
• "Yeah, now, see, this is what the holidays are all about."
• "I'm sure he can accomplish anything he sets his mind to."
• "She was practically undressing in front of me at the theater."
• "What are you talking about? I'm not the one with the problem."
• "Yeah, and taking pleasure in the misfortunes of others."
• "I might have gotten it back, but Lloyd Braun interfered."
• "See if any high-flying cashier has been throwing $20 bills around with big lips."
• "You know, the way you were wolfing down that popcorn, maybe you ate it."
• "Yeah, well, if they're not in the box, I'm sure they'll turn up soon."
• "What a spanking button."
• "Hang on. It's warming up."
• "You're not so stuff tough when you're not on your horse, are you, Ruthie?"
• "Merry Christmas."
• "-Your hose! Where's your hose? -The cop made me disconnect it."
• "Well, don't you sweat it. You can use my car anytime you want to."
• "-Anybody see Elaine today? -Oh, yeah, she called a little earlier."
• "Maybe I'll stick around and see what she's wearing today."
• "-You'd have to be insane to eat it. -No, no, this man is not insane."
• "This is a perfectly sane food to eat."
• "I gotta get some air."
• "You're that lady that was talking to the cops, aren't you?"
• "Look, honey, I know you're trying to get Lloyd to notice you..."
• "And I suppose Lloyd Braun had something to do with it too?"
• "-The man with the flowers? -Yeah, yeah, the flower guy."
• "-But he doesn't wear glasses. -That man was wearing glasses."
• "I'll run in and get the gum."
• "Look, Deena, I know you think I'm crazy, but I'm not."
• "-A hundred dollars worth. -I gave you a hundred dollars?"
• "...would have to be a short, stocky man of somewhat generous proportion."
• "Remember, you are a king. You must project a royal bearing."
• "...but we don't accept bills with lipstick on the president."
• "So I had it all along. How do you like that?"
• "This isn't mine. I got it from the Institute."
• "Well, you certainly know how to dress for a premiere."
• "-Did you find it here? -It was in the lost and found."