Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Gum is one of the weirdest human inventions.
It's not a liquid. It's not a solid. It's not a food.
What is it? It isn't really anything.
You know, I mean, it's like a stationary bike for your jaw.
Remember when you were in school and teachers would get riled up...
...if they caught you with gum?
When you're a kid, you think what's the big deal?
As an adult, I can understand it...