Season 3
- Episode 1: The Note — 69 scenes
"Every time somebody recommends a doctor, he's always the best." - Episode 2: The Truth — 69 scenes
"Good evening. Welcome to the show. The extra buttons." - Episode 3: The Pen — 67 scenes
"...in my life. I don't know where they get their bathing suits." - Episode 4: The Dog — 66 scenes
"Pilot says, "We're going to be making up some time." Isn't that interesting?" - Episode 5: The Library — 66 scenes
"There's always a sawdust joke in there somewhere, you know." - Episode 6: The Parking Garage — 68 scenes
"If you had, like, suction-cup feet, then you could just walk right up on it." - Episode 7: The Cafe — 66 scenes
"Everybody has this in their neighbourhood. It's a leather store..." - Episode 8: The Tape — 69 scenes
"...is really quite amazing. Hair on your shower soap yesterday..." - Episode 9: The Nose Job — 66 scenes
"Brain surgeons, airline pilots, nuclear physicists, we're on the same level." - Episode 10: The Stranded — 74 scenes
"So I was in the drugstore trying to get a cold medication. You ever try this?" - Episode 11: The Alternate Side — 59 scenes
"...is so that the car will behave as if it was a nervous, hysterical person." - Episode 12: The Red Dot — 68 scenes
"That's got to be a scary place to work. I don't know how you feel." - Episode 13: The Subway — 55 scenes
"...was the bumper car. Remember? Going around in a circle." - Episode 14: The Pez Dispenser — 65 scenes
"They have their little key, Stratego little areas." - Episode 15: The Suicide — 63 scenes
"That urine sample. Giving them that, that's always a pleasure, isn't it?" - Episode 16: The Fix-up — 74 scenes
"Do you really need somebody waving a stick in your face..." - Episode 17: The Boyfriend — 136 scenes
"...so that we'll be in shape for when we have to do our exercise." - Episode 19: The Limo — 71 scenes
"...or do they just feel they have their own little country out there..." - Episode 20: The Good Samaritan — 84 scenes
"the speaker phone, the airline phone, the portable phone," - Episode 21: The Letter — 66 scenes
"I mean, are they going, "Hey, where do you think you're going with that?" - Episode 22: The Parking Space — 88 scenes
"If I want my ass hanging out of the back of my parking spot," - Episode 23: The Keys — 70 scenes
"I know, you can't believe it, but I did, I swear. I saw it."
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