Season 3

• Episode 1: The Note — 69 scenes
  "Every time somebody recommends a doctor, he's always the best."
• Episode 2: The Truth — 69 scenes
  "Good evening. Welcome to the show. The extra buttons."
• Episode 3: The Pen — 67 scenes
  "...in my life. I don't know where they get their bathing suits."
• Episode 4: The Dog — 66 scenes
  "Pilot says, "We're going to be making up some time." Isn't that interesting?"
• Episode 5: The Library — 66 scenes
  "There's always a sawdust joke in there somewhere, you know."
• Episode 6: The Parking Garage — 68 scenes
  "If you had, like, suction-cup feet, then you could just walk right up on it."
• Episode 7: The Cafe — 66 scenes
  "Everybody has this in their neighbourhood. It's a leather store..."
• Episode 8: The Tape — 69 scenes
  "...is really quite amazing. Hair on your shower soap yesterday..."
• Episode 9: The Nose Job — 66 scenes
  "Brain surgeons, airline pilots, nuclear physicists, we're on the same level."
• Episode 10: The Stranded — 74 scenes
  "So I was in the drugstore trying to get a cold medication. You ever try this?"
• Episode 11: The Alternate Side — 59 scenes
  "...is so that the car will behave as if it was a nervous, hysterical person."
• Episode 12: The Red Dot — 68 scenes
  "That's got to be a scary place to work. I don't know how you feel."
• Episode 13: The Subway — 55 scenes
  "...was the bumper car. Remember? Going around in a circle."
• Episode 14: The Pez Dispenser — 65 scenes
  "They have their little key, Stratego little areas."
• Episode 15: The Suicide — 63 scenes
  "That urine sample. Giving them that, that's always a pleasure, isn't it?"
• Episode 16: The Fix-up — 74 scenes
  "Do you really need somebody waving a stick in your face..."
• Episode 17: The Boyfriend — 136 scenes
  "...so that we'll be in shape for when we have to do our exercise."
• Episode 19: The Limo — 71 scenes
  "...or do they just feel they have their own little country out there..."
• Episode 20: The Good Samaritan — 84 scenes
  "the speaker phone, the airline phone, the portable phone,"
• Episode 21: The Letter — 66 scenes
  "I mean, are they going, "Hey, where do you think you're going with that?"
• Episode 22: The Parking Space — 88 scenes
  "If I want my ass hanging out of the back of my parking spot,"
• Episode 23: The Keys — 70 scenes
  "I know, you can't believe it, but I did, I swear. I saw it."