The Library
Season 3, Episode 5 — 66 scenes
- "There's always a sawdust joke in there somewhere, you know."
- "They're just kind of dangling there. Always kind of askew, you know."
- "This is a joke, right? What are you, from a radio station?"
- "...says that I took out Tropic of Cancer in 1971..."
- "She wore this orange dress. It's the first time I saw her in a dress like that."
- "It's George. Wait till he finds out we're going to the library. He'll be thri..."
- "Look, I gotta go to the library. You wanna go?"
- "I kind of like those sticks. I'd like to get them in my house."
- "This is a lonely woman looking for companionship."
- "So now she needs a little tenderness. She needs a little understanding."
- "This case has been turned over to our investigations officer, Mr. Bookman."
- "Well, Lieutenant Bookman's been working here 25 years..."
- "Did you see the homeless guy on the library steps..."
- "...completely covered in filth, no whistle. But I think it's him."
- "-Why was I told to come down here? -He'll be out all afternoon on a case."
- "-It's not him. -Hey, I'll see you boys later, huh?"
- "So, what's a guy gotta do around here to get a library card?"
- "-Where's Karen? -She went to pick up lunch."
- "...because I'm getting, like, a really weird vibe."
- "...means there's something to know. If you really didn't, you'd say:"
- "-Marie, this water is still too cold. -Oh, yeah. It's freezing."
- "Just because I got the guy fired doesn't mean I turned him into a bum, does it?"
- "I remember he made you wear a jock on your head for a whole class."
- "I had him for hygiene. Remember his teeth?"
- "Your underwear was sticking out of your shorts during gym class."
- "Because the underwear is pulled up from the back until it..."
- "We just tease someone till they develop an eating disorder."
- "...that would let you borrow any of his stuff if you would just be his friend."
- "That's what the library is. It's a government-funded pathetic friend."
- "Buy a jar of Folgers crystals, put it in the cupboard, you forget about it."
- "But you put on a pair of shoes in the New York Public Library, fella."
- "...I returned that book. I remember it very specifically."
- "You know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"?"
- "Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe."
- "Look, if you think this is about overdue fines and missing books..."
- "Maybe that's how you get your kicks, you and your good-time buddies."
- "You got seven days, Seinfeld."
- "-So? I didn't do anything wrong. -I'm supposed to be at work."
- "There's no way I'm paying that! I returned that book in 1971!"
- "Becker, Becker...."
- "So, Sherry, what do you remember about that day at the library?"
- "-You sure it wasn't orange? -Positive."
- "...reading passages to each other from that Henry Miller book you had."
- "All right. I'll see you after school. I'm late for Heyman's hygiene."
- "I just remembered something. I've gotta go."
- "That is great poetry. You should be published."
- "Well, the library's kind of a cool place when it's closed."
- "I remember when the librarian was a much older woman."
- "Got that, kewpie doll?"
- "-See me. That can't be good. -Maybe you're getting a raise."
- "-George is on his way up. -Wait till I tell him about the book."
- "-What? -It's-- It's Marion's poetry."
- "Remember that biography I recommended?"
- "-Remember that Columbus book? -Columbus. Eurotrash."
- "He smelled like the locker room after that game against Erasmus."
- "...but something was holding me back."
- "Here I was on the steps of the 42nd Street library..."
- "So, Georgie boy, guess what happened to Tropic of Cancer."
- "All right. I'll see you after school. I'm late for Heyman's hygiene."
- "Your underwear was sticking out of your shorts during gym class."
- "Because if you do, I'll be all over you like a pit bull on a poodle."
- "-So you were saying? -So I took your suggestion..."
- "-I wonder what happened to him. -I guess we'll never know."
- "...and then suddenly, you're, like, in Lord of the Flies for 40 minutes."
- "Teachers are yelling at you, "Where's your jockstrap?" You know."
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