Season 3, Episode 5: "The Library"

I saw you on TV once. I remembered your name from my list.

I looked it up. Sure enough, it checked out.

You think because you're a celebrity, somehow the law doesn't apply?

-You're above the law? -Certainly not.

Well, let me tell you something, funny boy.

You know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"?

That may not mean anything to you.

But that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot.

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