Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Does it seem to you that the ventriloquist dummy...
...has a very active sexual, social life?
He's always talking about dates and women that he knows...
...and bringing them back to the suitcase at night.
There's always a sawdust joke in there somewhere, you know.
He says kinky things, because he's made out of wood...
...and he can spin his head around.
We're somehow expected to believe...