Season 3, Episode 5: "The Library"

I remember when the librarian was a much older woman.

Kindly, discreet, unattractive.

We didn't know anything about her private life.

We didn't wanna know about her private life.

She didn't have a private life.

When you think about that, think about this:

The library closes at 5:00, no exceptions.

This is your final warning.

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