Season 3, Episode 5: "The Library"

That's what the library is. It's a government-funded pathetic friend.

That's why everybody bullies the library.

"I'll bring it back on time, I'll bring it back late.

What are you gonna do, charge me a nickel?"

I'm glad you're here so we can straighten this out.

-Cup of tea? -Got any coffee?

-Coffee? -Yeah, coffee.

-No, I don't drink coffee. -You don't?