Season 3, Episode 5: "The Library"

-What did he do? -He purposely...

...mispronounced my name.

Instead of saying Costanza...

...he'd say, "Can't stand you. Can't stand you."

Remember, he made me smell my own gym socks once?

I remember he made you wear a jock on your head for a whole class.

-And the straps were hanging down.... -Okay, okay.

You never even had him for gym.

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