Season 3, Episode 5: "The Library"

Are you kidding me?

Let me speak with the head librarian. It's absurd.

An overdue book from 1971?

This is a joke, right? What are you, from a radio station?

Okay, you got me. I fell for it.

All right. Okay.

I can be down there in, like, a half-hour.

-What's the problem? -This, you're not gonna believe.