The Parking Space

Season 3, Episode 22 — 88 scenes

• "If I want my ass hanging out of the back of my parking spot,"
• ""You can't pull that in there.""
• "Well, you parked it on 84th and Columbus, right?"
• "You always have to know everything that's going on, don't you?"
• "All right, I'll tell you, but your begging needs a lot of work."
• "George and Elaine went to a flea market in Westchester."
• "Well, if they like me, why didn't they ask me to go?"
• "(SCOFFS) What a bald paradise that must have been."
• "I'd always be worried about that first moment where I take it off"
• "and you know I'm somebody you don't wanna have on your bad side."
• "When I don't like you, you got problems."
• "Yeah. Starts in 35 minutes."
• "Oh, hey, you know, I invited Mike Moffett."
• "Yeah. He had some pretty interesting things to say."
• "You know, the guy told me this stuff in confidence."
• "All right. I'll tell you, but you can't say anything to him."
• "Why did you tell me that if I can't say anything?"
• "Oh, yeah, blame it on me because you can't drive, George."
• "You wanna see me make a right turn from the left lane? Watch this."
• "First, I look for the dream spot right in front of the door,"
• "my mother, my brother, nobody. We can't do it."
• "Why should I pay when, if I apply myself,"
• "You didn't even have to take it out to dinner."
• "How I wish you could make a living parallel parking."
• "That's the sad thing."
• "ELAINE: George, wait, you don't know who this guy is."
• "You can't do that. You can't just sneak in from the back like that."
• "But I'm backing in! You can't put it in headfirst!"
• "You just gonna leave it here like this?"
• "Wait, what are you gonna tell him about the clanking noise in the car?"
• "You'll think of something. Just break it to him gently."
• "Oh, God. I need a drink. Do you got any Hennigan's here?"
• "And for some reason, I don't know, they just started to taunt us."
• "But they were in this really, like, a souped-up car, you know?"
• "And then they followed us all the way into the city,"
• "Oh, well, I mean, as long as you're okay, that..."
• "That's the important thing."
• "He's arguing with some guy about a parking space."
• "Crazy kids, huh?"
• "It's my cuticle."
• "and probably a lot better than you."
• "You know, your friend here is a real piece of work!"
• "Hey, your friend Mike's outside. He wants to talk to you."
• "What, you're watching the fight at Jerry's?"
• "Hey, will you come on down? This guy's in my space!"
• "Why should anything be wrong?"
• "Once he passed his front bumper, it's no longer his space."
• "so I found a store makes it up special for me."
• "They take it down another 15 percent."
• "You've gotta use that. That's a definite."
• "Just because I went front-first, doesn't mean I'm sneaking in."
• "Hey, I go in front-first all the time."
• "You really had to have been there to appreciate it."
• "Yeah, yeah. By the time I got to the end of the story,"
• "Oh, by the way, thanks a lot for inviting me to the flea market."
• "Well, I didn't know you wanted to go to the flea market."
• "Yeah, great move telling him, by the way, real smart move."
• "Hey, move this car! I gotta get through!"
• "And, like, you're not just gonna back it in if I do that."
• "See, they had to move the car so the truck could get through, right?"
• "Amazing how they pick you, out of everyone, to terrorize."
• "I couldn't help it. Elaine moved the mirror. I got discombobulated."
• "Hey, that's not the way it was. Will you move it a little bit?"
• "Why is it every time you park a car on this block,"
• "The fight's starting in two minutes. It's enough already!"
• "pontificating about what a great parker you were,"
• "The man, he could've pulled up to that car and backed in,"
• "Hey, how's your father? I hear he's closing his store."
• "Boy, I don't know about your friend, Jerry."
• "He says some pretty stupid things sometimes."
• "because Kramer wasn't supposed to tell me."
• "Once I open the vault, it ceases to be a vault."
• "Do you have to pull all the way up to the front car?"
• "Oh, uh, this guy tried to sneak into my space."
• "I got it at a flea market today."
• "-I was defending your parking. -Come on, George!"
• "All right, that's it, the fight's already started."
• "I think you completely misunderstood what I said."
• "I mean, you know when people say, "He's bad,""
• "Let's go, or I'll write both of you a ticket in two minutes."
• "It's his space. You can't go in headfirst."
• "GEORGE: Well, you're gonna have to go to the bathroom!"
• "GEORGE: I don't have a job! MIKE: Neither do I!"
• "ANNOUNCER ON TV: Seven..."
• "Ten. (BELL DINGS)"
• ""I'll be circling for months until somebody goes out to the Hamptons.""
• "The problem is car manufacturers are building"
• ""New from Chrysler, a space.""