The Parking Space
Season 3, Episode 22 — 88 scenes
- "If I want my ass hanging out of the back of my parking spot,"
- ""You can't pull that in there.""
- "Well, you parked it on 84th and Columbus, right?"
- "You always have to know everything that's going on, don't you?"
- "All right, I'll tell you, but your begging needs a lot of work."
- "George and Elaine went to a flea market in Westchester."
- "Well, if they like me, why didn't they ask me to go?"
- "(SCOFFS) What a bald paradise that must have been."
- "I'd always be worried about that first moment where I take it off"
- "and you know I'm somebody you don't wanna have on your bad side."
- "When I don't like you, you got problems."
- "Yeah. Starts in 35 minutes."
- "Oh, hey, you know, I invited Mike Moffett."
- "Yeah. He had some pretty interesting things to say."
- "You know, the guy told me this stuff in confidence."
- "All right. I'll tell you, but you can't say anything to him."
- "Why did you tell me that if I can't say anything?"
- "Oh, yeah, blame it on me because you can't drive, George."
- "You wanna see me make a right turn from the left lane? Watch this."
- "First, I look for the dream spot right in front of the door,"
- "my mother, my brother, nobody. We can't do it."
- "Why should I pay when, if I apply myself,"
- "You didn't even have to take it out to dinner."
- "How I wish you could make a living parallel parking."
- "That's the sad thing."
- "ELAINE: George, wait, you don't know who this guy is."
- "You can't do that. You can't just sneak in from the back like that."
- "But I'm backing in! You can't put it in headfirst!"
- "You just gonna leave it here like this?"
- "Wait, what are you gonna tell him about the clanking noise in the car?"
- "You'll think of something. Just break it to him gently."
- "Oh, God. I need a drink. Do you got any Hennigan's here?"
- "And for some reason, I don't know, they just started to taunt us."
- "But they were in this really, like, a souped-up car, you know?"
- "And then they followed us all the way into the city,"
- "Oh, well, I mean, as long as you're okay, that..."
- "That's the important thing."
- "He's arguing with some guy about a parking space."
- "Crazy kids, huh?"
- "It's my cuticle."
- "and probably a lot better than you."
- "You know, your friend here is a real piece of work!"
- "Hey, your friend Mike's outside. He wants to talk to you."
- "What, you're watching the fight at Jerry's?"
- "Hey, will you come on down? This guy's in my space!"
- "Why should anything be wrong?"
- "Once he passed his front bumper, it's no longer his space."
- "so I found a store makes it up special for me."
- "They take it down another 15 percent."
- "You've gotta use that. That's a definite."
- "Just because I went front-first, doesn't mean I'm sneaking in."
- "Hey, I go in front-first all the time."
- "You really had to have been there to appreciate it."
- "Yeah, yeah. By the time I got to the end of the story,"
- "Oh, by the way, thanks a lot for inviting me to the flea market."
- "Well, I didn't know you wanted to go to the flea market."
- "Yeah, great move telling him, by the way, real smart move."
- "Hey, move this car! I gotta get through!"
- "And, like, you're not just gonna back it in if I do that."
- "See, they had to move the car so the truck could get through, right?"
- "Amazing how they pick you, out of everyone, to terrorize."
- "I couldn't help it. Elaine moved the mirror. I got discombobulated."
- "Hey, that's not the way it was. Will you move it a little bit?"
- "Why is it every time you park a car on this block,"
- "The fight's starting in two minutes. It's enough already!"
- "pontificating about what a great parker you were,"
- "The man, he could've pulled up to that car and backed in,"
- "Hey, how's your father? I hear he's closing his store."
- "Boy, I don't know about your friend, Jerry."
- "He says some pretty stupid things sometimes."
- "because Kramer wasn't supposed to tell me."
- "Once I open the vault, it ceases to be a vault."
- "Do you have to pull all the way up to the front car?"
- "Oh, uh, this guy tried to sneak into my space."
- "I got it at a flea market today."
- "-I was defending your parking. -Come on, George!"
- "All right, that's it, the fight's already started."
- "I think you completely misunderstood what I said."
- "I mean, you know when people say, "He's bad,""
- "Let's go, or I'll write both of you a ticket in two minutes."
- "It's his space. You can't go in headfirst."
- "GEORGE: Well, you're gonna have to go to the bathroom!"
- "GEORGE: I don't have a job! MIKE: Neither do I!"
- "ANNOUNCER ON TV: Seven..."
- "Ten. (BELL DINGS)"
- ""I'll be circling for months until somebody goes out to the Hamptons.""
- "The problem is car manufacturers are building"
- ""New from Chrysler, a space.""
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