The Dog

Season 3, Episode 4 — 66 scenes

• "Pilot says, "We're going to be making up some time." Isn't that interesting?"
• "Come on. There's no cops up here. Nail it. Give it some gas."
• "...and I would've gone to more, but I'd just got a puppy."
• "...that could enrich your life in ways that you never even thought possible."
• "You find that enriching?"
• "-What's the matter? -Oh, I'm feeling a bit..."
• "Sir, we're gonna make an emergency landing in Chicago..."
• "It's his dog. We're landing in Chicago to get him to a hospital."
• "Give me that sneaker, you stupid idiot."
• "Do you believe this? Do you believe what I'm dealing with?"
• "I can't go out of the house at night. I haven't performed in three days."
• "No, I tried. They don't know anything. You gotta put the syrup in first."
• "I don't know. They drink and they bend things at the bar. I don't know."
• "You know some people you worry about whether or not..."
• "...you're gonna hurt their feelings? With her, I'm looking forward to it."
• "You can't tell someone how you feel about their girlfriend..."
• "No, I can't. I gotta watch Farfel. You and George can go without me."
• "...friends-in-law. Besides, we said we'd see Prognosis Negative together."
• "-I thought Kramer was watching him. -He's breaking up with his girlfriend."
• "So we're not going?"
• "You still wanna go?"
• "Well, I really wanted to see Prognosis Negative with Jerry."
• "And I open up the windows, and if you're still not satisfied..."
• "...and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags..."
• "...the other one's carrying it for him...."
• "So how long did you live there?"
• "-It's not that long, really. -Yeah."
• "You sit around here all day. You contribute nothing to society!"
• "I mean, how can I be with someone like you?"
• "Almond Pleasure."
• "Morning Thunder has caffeine in it. Jerry doesn't drink caffeine."
• "Have you ever seen him throw up?"
• "Everything. I take it all back! Every word!"
• "I can't live without you! I'll do anything!"
• "That's right. Gavin Palone."
• "Did he leave a phone number or address?"
• "Start packing up your little squeeze toys, buddy boy. You're checking out."
• "The only time it wasn't uncomfortable was when we were making fun of you."
• "We take the dog to the pound, we go right to the movies."
• "Okay, see you in five minutes."
• "They keep them there for a week. If nobody claims them, they kill them."
• "Do you think that I forgot what you two said about her?"
• "I believe I referred to her personality as a potential science exhibit."
• "I mean, everybody knows the first breakup never takes."
• "...we'll go see something else tonight. We'll see Ponce de Leon."
• "What is with this dog? I thought we were taking it to the pound."
• "-Who's stopping you? -What, are you doing me a favour?"
• "-How's it going? -Good."
• "-How come we never hear him? -Because he does it quiet."
• "Wait, wait. Did you ever see him throw up?"
• "I could read the sports section if my hair was on fire."
• "When I get through with you, you'll be begging to go to the pound."
• "Yeah? Well, you better pick up your dog tonight..."
• "-I don't know what to do. -What is this saving movies thing?"
• "-You're not stopping her-- -How does sitting next to a person..."
• "-I'm in big trouble. -Oh, you're dead."
• "You know, I couldn't-- I couldn't-- I couldn't even feed myself."
• "...but then, see, I was taken to the Bell's Palsy Centre."
• "-Oh, hi, Ellen. -Get in here."
• "Prediction: You'll be calling me to ask if you can come and visit him..."
• "I almost feel like I've seen it already and walked out on it."
• "Wait. George saw the movie? I saw him yesterday. He didn't mention it."
• "-Hey, what are you gonna see? -Prognosis Negative."
• "I had a parakeet when I was a kid. That was the only pet I really enjoyed."
• "But the parakeet will fall for this. You let him out. He flies around."
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