The Dog
Season 3, Episode 4 — 66 scenes
- "Pilot says, "We're going to be making up some time." Isn't that interesting?"
- "Come on. There's no cops up here. Nail it. Give it some gas."
- "...and I would've gone to more, but I'd just got a puppy."
- "...that could enrich your life in ways that you never even thought possible."
- "You find that enriching?"
- "-What's the matter? -Oh, I'm feeling a bit..."
- "Sir, we're gonna make an emergency landing in Chicago..."
- "It's his dog. We're landing in Chicago to get him to a hospital."
- "Give me that sneaker, you stupid idiot."
- "Do you believe this? Do you believe what I'm dealing with?"
- "I can't go out of the house at night. I haven't performed in three days."
- "No, I tried. They don't know anything. You gotta put the syrup in first."
- "I don't know. They drink and they bend things at the bar. I don't know."
- "You know some people you worry about whether or not..."
- "...you're gonna hurt their feelings? With her, I'm looking forward to it."
- "You can't tell someone how you feel about their girlfriend..."
- "No, I can't. I gotta watch Farfel. You and George can go without me."
- "...friends-in-law. Besides, we said we'd see Prognosis Negative together."
- "-I thought Kramer was watching him. -He's breaking up with his girlfriend."
- "So we're not going?"
- "You still wanna go?"
- "Well, I really wanted to see Prognosis Negative with Jerry."
- "And I open up the windows, and if you're still not satisfied..."
- "...and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags..."
- "...the other one's carrying it for him...."
- "So how long did you live there?"
- "-It's not that long, really. -Yeah."
- "You sit around here all day. You contribute nothing to society!"
- "I mean, how can I be with someone like you?"
- "Almond Pleasure."
- "Morning Thunder has caffeine in it. Jerry doesn't drink caffeine."
- "Have you ever seen him throw up?"
- "Everything. I take it all back! Every word!"
- "I can't live without you! I'll do anything!"
- "That's right. Gavin Palone."
- "Did he leave a phone number or address?"
- "Start packing up your little squeeze toys, buddy boy. You're checking out."
- "The only time it wasn't uncomfortable was when we were making fun of you."
- "We take the dog to the pound, we go right to the movies."
- "Okay, see you in five minutes."
- "They keep them there for a week. If nobody claims them, they kill them."
- "Do you think that I forgot what you two said about her?"
- "I believe I referred to her personality as a potential science exhibit."
- "I mean, everybody knows the first breakup never takes."
- "...we'll go see something else tonight. We'll see Ponce de Leon."
- "What is with this dog? I thought we were taking it to the pound."
- "-Who's stopping you? -What, are you doing me a favour?"
- "-How's it going? -Good."
- "-How come we never hear him? -Because he does it quiet."
- "Wait, wait. Did you ever see him throw up?"
- "I could read the sports section if my hair was on fire."
- "When I get through with you, you'll be begging to go to the pound."
- "Yeah? Well, you better pick up your dog tonight..."
- "-I don't know what to do. -What is this saving movies thing?"
- "-You're not stopping her-- -How does sitting next to a person..."
- "-I'm in big trouble. -Oh, you're dead."
- "You know, I couldn't-- I couldn't-- I couldn't even feed myself."
- "...but then, see, I was taken to the Bell's Palsy Centre."
- "-Oh, hi, Ellen. -Get in here."
- "Prediction: You'll be calling me to ask if you can come and visit him..."
- "I almost feel like I've seen it already and walked out on it."
- "Wait. George saw the movie? I saw him yesterday. He didn't mention it."
- "-Hey, what are you gonna see? -Prognosis Negative."
- "I had a parakeet when I was a kid. That was the only pet I really enjoyed."
- "But the parakeet will fall for this. You let him out. He flies around."
- "Subtitles by SDI Media Group"
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