Season 3, Episode 4: "The Dog"

We're supposed to ruin the night because she wants to see it?

If I could have seen it with her, fine.

But I can't control these circumstances and schedules...

-...and people's availabilities. -She'll still see it.

-You're not stopping her-- -How does sitting next to a person...

...in a movie theatre increase the enjoyment?

You can't talk during a movie.

This is stupid. Come on.

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