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I'm telling you, one more day, stink breath!
On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs...
...and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags...
...which to me is just the lowest function of human life.
If aliens are watching this through telescopes...
...they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders.
If you see two life forms, one of them is making a poop...