Season 3, Episode 4: "The Dog"

-You sure you don't wanna go? -I want to, but I can't.

Oh! I tell you what.

How about if I come back here first and I clean everything up?

And I open up the windows, and if you're still not satisfied...

-...we switch apartments for the night. -No.

-What about this--? -Forget it.

Go ahead. You'll have a good time.

-I know. It's not that. -I just want you to go.

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