The Subway

Season 3, Episode 13 — 55 scenes

• "...was the bumper car. Remember? Going around in a circle."
• "...hanging off that big pole helping him steer it."
• "This is another car just not going anywhere."
• "Okay, you can take the B or the F and switch for the N..."
• "Couldn't he just take the D straight to Coney Island?"
• "The biggest loser in the history of American literature."
• "What, was that not politically correct? It's a legitimate question."
• "Let's see. Speeding, running a red light, no licence, no registration..."
• "I can't carry change in these pants. It falls out."
• "So can I convince anybody to come down to Coney Island?"
• "I gotta go to court. I'll get in trouble. What's the matter with you?"
• "42nd Street. Change for the D and the double R..."
• "I was just looking for the stock page. Here it is."
• "You didn't look like someone who needed a job."
• "Bull market, bear market. You name the market, I'm there."
• "...but I swore I would never work for a big brokerage house."
• "Those days, a man would give up his seat for a woman."
• "This. That we've come all this way, we made all this progress..."
• "What does he do, if you don't mind my asking?"
• "She. She works, he doesn't. He sounds like my son."
• "...a lesbian wedding."
• "My luck. I don't talk to a soul on the subway for 35 years..."
• "I love weddings. Maybe I'll meet somebody."
• "Well, I was gonna say, "Why don't you get off with me.""
• "Here it is. Here it is, the four horse in the first race."
• "...because they're using a bug boy. The workouts have been unpublished."
• "What did I say? Let's go to the office. I'm gonna call my bookie."
• "How about a couple of deep knee bends, maybe some squat-thrusts?"
• "...long as you don't wind up trapped in a room in overalls and pigtails..."
• "Please, allow me."
• "Okay, take it easy. I'm sure it's nothing."
• "These disgusting animals. These people should be in a cage."
• "Think about people in concentration camps, what they went through."
• "What could it be? You'd think the conductor would explain it to us."
• "Does she want me to take my clothes off? Is she taking her clothes off?"
• "But what if she takes hers off? She'll feel humiliated."
• "Yeah, the little fellow's been riding his heart out."
• "They still have no pitching. Gooden's a question mark."
• "-They got no hitting. -No, they got hitting. Bonilla, Murray."
• "If they win it this year, I'll sit naked with you at the World Series."
• "For $6, my whole life could have changed."
• "Still here. When will they start moving?"
• "You know, if you can imagine an uglier, fatter version of Shirley Booth."
• "Really embarrassing, because I had the only mother..."
• "It was a pleasure doing business with you, but I have to get going."
• "-Bye, George. -You can't just leave me here."
• "...with an 1/8th of a mile to go, Stepagain, Passionel battling it out."
• "Stepagain, Pappernick, Pappernick and Stepagain to the line...."
• "I haven't had a hot dog at Nathan's in 20 years."
• "Give me the money."
• "...by the time I got to the police garage, it was closed."
• "How'd you like a Hare Krishna fist down your throat, you little punk?"
• "Never mind what happened, just give me the key."
• "You know that first sharp drop on the Cyclone? Fell asleep."
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