The Subway
Season 3, Episode 13 — 55 scenes
- "...was the bumper car. Remember? Going around in a circle."
- "...hanging off that big pole helping him steer it."
- "This is another car just not going anywhere."
- "Okay, you can take the B or the F and switch for the N..."
- "Couldn't he just take the D straight to Coney Island?"
- "The biggest loser in the history of American literature."
- "What, was that not politically correct? It's a legitimate question."
- "Let's see. Speeding, running a red light, no licence, no registration..."
- "I can't carry change in these pants. It falls out."
- "So can I convince anybody to come down to Coney Island?"
- "I gotta go to court. I'll get in trouble. What's the matter with you?"
- "42nd Street. Change for the D and the double R..."
- "I was just looking for the stock page. Here it is."
- "You didn't look like someone who needed a job."
- "Bull market, bear market. You name the market, I'm there."
- "...but I swore I would never work for a big brokerage house."
- "Those days, a man would give up his seat for a woman."
- "This. That we've come all this way, we made all this progress..."
- "What does he do, if you don't mind my asking?"
- "She. She works, he doesn't. He sounds like my son."
- "...a lesbian wedding."
- "My luck. I don't talk to a soul on the subway for 35 years..."
- "I love weddings. Maybe I'll meet somebody."
- "Well, I was gonna say, "Why don't you get off with me.""
- "Here it is. Here it is, the four horse in the first race."
- "...because they're using a bug boy. The workouts have been unpublished."
- "What did I say? Let's go to the office. I'm gonna call my bookie."
- "How about a couple of deep knee bends, maybe some squat-thrusts?"
- "...long as you don't wind up trapped in a room in overalls and pigtails..."
- "Please, allow me."
- "Okay, take it easy. I'm sure it's nothing."
- "These disgusting animals. These people should be in a cage."
- "Think about people in concentration camps, what they went through."
- "What could it be? You'd think the conductor would explain it to us."
- "Does she want me to take my clothes off? Is she taking her clothes off?"
- "But what if she takes hers off? She'll feel humiliated."
- "Yeah, the little fellow's been riding his heart out."
- "They still have no pitching. Gooden's a question mark."
- "-They got no hitting. -No, they got hitting. Bonilla, Murray."
- "If they win it this year, I'll sit naked with you at the World Series."
- "For $6, my whole life could have changed."
- "Still here. When will they start moving?"
- "You know, if you can imagine an uglier, fatter version of Shirley Booth."
- "Really embarrassing, because I had the only mother..."
- "It was a pleasure doing business with you, but I have to get going."
- "-Bye, George. -You can't just leave me here."
- "...with an 1/8th of a mile to go, Stepagain, Passionel battling it out."
- "Stepagain, Pappernick, Pappernick and Stepagain to the line...."
- "I haven't had a hot dog at Nathan's in 20 years."
- "Give me the money."
- "...by the time I got to the police garage, it was closed."
- "How'd you like a Hare Krishna fist down your throat, you little punk?"
- "Never mind what happened, just give me the key."
- "You know that first sharp drop on the Cyclone? Fell asleep."
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