Season 3, Episode 13: "The Subway"

How do they work the bride and groom on that? Do they flip a coin?

Yeah, they flip a coin.

What, was that not politically correct? It's a legitimate question.

I'm so tired. I'm gonna fall asleep on that train.

I feel when lesbians are looking at me, they're thinking:

"That's why I'm not a heterosexual."

All right, Jerry, come on. Pick up the check so we can go.

-I'm paying for breakfast? -Yeah.