Season 3, Episode 13: "The Subway"

-Yeah. -Why do I always pay?

What am I, made of money?

You bunch of deadbeats.

How many tickets you paying today?

Let's see. Speeding, running a red light, no licence, no registration...

...no plates, no brake lights, no rear-view mirror.

Look at that one.

-"No doors"? -Yeah, I'm fighting that one.

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