Season 3, Episode 13: "The Subway"

Okay. What time is your job interview, George?

Don't whistle on the elevator.

-Why not? -That's what Willy Loman told Biff...

...before his interview in Death of a Salesman.

You're comparing me to Biff Loman? Very encouraging.

The biggest loser in the history of American literature.

-I gotta get going. -What time's the lesbian wedding?

-Lesbian wedding.

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