Season 3, Episode 13: "The Subway"

Why isn't it moving?!

What could go wrong with a train? It's on tracks.

There's no traffic. How could a train get stuck?

Step on the gas!

What could it be? You'd think the conductor would explain it to us.

"I'm sorry, there's a delay. We'll be moving in five minutes."

I wanna hear a voice. What's that on my leg?!

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