Season 3, Episode 13: "The Subway"

All right, how about skipping breakfast?

I'm guessing you're not a "half-grapefruit and black coffee" man.

I like a good breakfast.

I understand. I like a good breakfast...

...long as you don't wind up trapped in a room in overalls and pigtails...

...being counselled by Dick Gregory.

I'm not ashamed of my body.

Exactly. That's your problem. You should be.

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