The Nose Job

Season 3, Episode 9 — 66 scenes

• "Brain surgeons, airline pilots, nuclear physicists, we're on the same level."
• "...keep the little piece of paper in the roller of the typewriter."
• "You know, I'm the one responsible for those crop circles in England."
• "Oh, man, spinach. I've been walking around like this all afternoon."
• "Well, Mr. Costanza, we have nothing available at the present time..."
• "Because, believe me, I would only say this to you and maybe a psychiatrist."
• "I mean, big would even be okay."
• "I don't wanna think about it, I don't ask to think about it, but I think abou..."
• "Stop being so concerned with looks."
• "...I never could've dated her. She'd be out of my league with a smaller nose."
• "So, Elaine, go over to the apartment, tell the landlord you're his daughter..."
• "I'm going back there tonight. I'm not gonna pay another cover charge."
• "It's amazing how many beautiful women live in New York."
• "-What did you have to say that for? -I was just trying to help out."
• ""See you later. No problem. Goodbye." "Okay, thank you very much.""
• "You look like you've got something on your mind."
• "-The way he just says stuff. -He sure does."
• "-Well, what did you think? -Well, I've thought about it..."
• "...but these doctors today do amazing things. If you were so inclined."
• "If it makes you happy. I don't focus on these things."
• "-I didn't encourage. No encourage. -"Peter Jennings had one"?"
• "Unless you'd really like one, then...."
• "She is the most despicable woman I have ever met in my life."
• "...and so attracted to them physically at the same time."
• "She makes me read these moronic acting scenes with her, and I do it."
• "...but I haven't got the willpower to throw out her number."
• "So I'm never gonna see her again. I'm going cold turkey."
• "It's like going to the bathroom in front of a lot of people, and not caring."
• "It's not like that at all."
• "Now that you're gonna be a great beauty, let's not forget how this began."
• "This is very exciting. Very exciting. It's like watching a birth."
• "-Great job. -You got butchered."
• "-Where are you going? -To that doctor."
• "-Can I get you anything? -I'm good."
• "Boy, it really didn't come out too well, did it?"
• "You can't stop modern science. Can't stop it. Can't stop science."
• "-You made me promise. -I changed my mind. I want it."
• "Because I can't stand by and do it anymore. It's turning my stomach."
• "The doctor said they need to build the lateral wall of the septum. Over here."
• "...to get away after all this."
• "I have to tell you something. You couldn't get me on a plane now."
• "But you shouldn't let that stop you from going. You could go. I don't mind."
• "I swear, Nelson, I don't even know who you are anymore."
• "-That's not the line, Jerry. -All right, all right, I'm sorry."
• "I'm getting tired of this. What do you say we play one for all the marbles?"
• "Then I will take over. You won't have to think for the rest of the night."
• "Yeah. Yeah. Okay, now, you're clear? You got everything?"
• "-What do I need this for? -Because we're engaged."
• "I've read your book, professor, and I was quite intrigued by it."
• "-We're all proud of the work I'm doing. -Yes, she does fine work."
• "Your father gave me strict orders not to turn the jacket over to anyone..."
• "What's the matter, fella? You look a little tired."
• "I am a part of you."
• "-Yeah. -Well, that's trouble, my friend."
• "You haven't seen the last of me. I'll be back."
• "Isabel, I don't think this is working."
• "He is a fine dresser. I don't have to tell you he's quite popular with the la..."
• "Her big, fat stomach hanging out, orthopaedic hose up to her knees..."
• "-So I grabbed the guy by the collar. -Yeah, and I yelled out:"
• "My God, you look incredible. I can't believe it."
• "Well, I'll check you guys out later."
• "Isn't she beautiful? Her nose is in such perfect proportions..."
• "The technical term for a nose job is...?"
• "Do we really need to insult the person at this moment of their lives?"
• "The technical term....""
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